"Logic is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion... with confidence."

"Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives."

"There are three kinds of people in the world:
those who can count and those who can't."

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those who don't."

ANAGRAMS
A DECIMAL POINT = I'm a dot in place.
ONE PLUS TWELVE = Two plus eleven.
APPLIED MATHEMATICS = Is mad, pathetic - ample?
INTEGRAL CALCULUS = Calculating rules.